Matt Mayer has been studying at the UCB theatre since 2006. He is a contributing writer for The Onion and can be seen on several independent improv teams around NYC. He hopes one day to turn into a dolphin.

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• Pussy Magnet iPhone App iPhone released a new app, one that can help solve man's oldest problem.
• House Porsche Ben Walker is so poor he has to live in his car, which is okay because his car is AWESOME!